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Definitely not for the kids' show. Here's a saucy stunt guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties!
Show a book of Nursery Rhymes. Explain that these days even nursery rhymes have become a little sexy!
Open the book to show a picture of a kindly old lady. "Old Mother Hubbard..."
"Went to the Cupboard" (turn the page and show the cupboard). "To Get Her Poor Daughter a Dress" (turn the page and show a picture of a dress.)
"But When She Got There, the Cupboard Bare! (show the cupboard again; this time the doors are open and it is empty!)
And So Was Her Daughter -----I Guess! The book suddenly drops open to show a picture of a lovely young lady with not much more on than a smile!
The picture at the end is not offensive. It's just plain funny!
This size of the book is 9-3/4" x 8"; the picture at the end is 9-3/4" x 40" long. Silk screened in vibrant colors!